micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

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undeadseanbean:

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earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

#when will people start giving names to young non-white scientists??#bc that shit is getting old

boost the fuck out of this, and make sure you include their goddamn names and country of origin.

jaythenerdkid:

undeadseanbean:

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

boost the fuck out of this, and make sure you include their goddamn names and country of origin.

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malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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paradisdesbilles:

do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

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amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

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poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

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blameitondisney:

mentalflossr:

Half the Country Lives in These Counties

A handy map to keep track of for when the zombie apocalypse happens. Avoid the blue areas at all costs.

blameitondisney:

mentalflossr:

Half the Country Lives in These Counties

A handy map to keep track of for when the zombie apocalypse happens. Avoid the blue areas at all costs.

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

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sad-face:

smurfits:

I’m a huge fan of Frozen and the fact that it wasn’t all about a girl being saved by a boy, but it’s hardly the first Disney movie to do that… 
Brave - Young girl saves her mother.
Princess and the Frog - Girl saves boy
Tangled - Girl saves boy
Beauty and the Beast - Girl saves boy
Alice in Wonderland - Girl saves herself
Pocahontas - Girl saves boy (boy saves her dad)
Atlantis - Girl saves entire city with a protective shield
Mulan - Girl saves all of China


Thank you,

sad-face:

smurfits:

I’m a huge fan of Frozen and the fact that it wasn’t all about a girl being saved by a boy, but it’s hardly the first Disney movie to do that… 

  • Brave - Young girl saves her mother.
  • Princess and the Frog - Girl saves boy
  • Tangled - Girl saves boy
  • Beauty and the Beast - Girl saves boy
  • Alice in Wonderland - Girl saves herself
  • Pocahontas - Girl saves boy (boy saves her dad)
  • Atlantis - Girl saves entire city with a protective shield
  • Mulan - Girl saves all of China

Emperor out

Thank you,

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

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